Velia, your Autumn colors do not fool me,

with your infestation of parasitic bees

I only come here to dock my luxury boat

because your stinking drunken sailors

want to cut my throat!

Although Heidel has lovely Autumn trees

whenever I visit I can’t help but laugh with glee

for it is home to evil-god pacting aristocrats

and an eternal infestation

of plague carrying rats!

Oh Calpheon, how I bow to thee

your Autumn magnificence outshines all I see

from my perspective you can do no wrong

even when you murder

the peasant throngs!

Oh Calpheon, I raise a toast to thee

you provide the truest of joys for me

grand banquets and endless wine

in the company of Nobles

instead of peasant swine!