I know that the feedback forum is where ideas go to die, still I type this anyways

A path to dream donkey

1. The costume:

Make a minimalist, low effort donkey armor costume which simply reuses the models from the cheap green donkey armor available from the CM.

Now, add some clumsily crafted, low effort "wings" out of cardboard and a couple small pieces of wood

Connect the wings to the saddle with duct tape. If it looks like something that a 5th grader crafted and tacked onto the saddle in 15 minutes, you've nailed the look.

Name it something funny like

"A Fool's Dream" Donkey Armor

(alternatively just let the costume be the wings, and so people can wear them with different armor. I think its funnier if the mount looks poor xD)

2. ?????

Investigate how much it would cost for dream donkey to be worth PA's dev time to fully develop and implement. I assume the April Fool's Donkey is not up to par to be released as is.

3. Profit

Sell the "A Fool's Dream" Donkey Armor, or whatever you name it, and tell us how many sets need to be sold for Dream Donkey to happen. Maybe give us a counter that tracks remaining sales.

4. Hold on Im still typing

Sime random thoughts

> Donkey is not a Shai exclusive, Dream Donkey doesnt need to be either. 

> Shai's exclusive donkey skills should come passively on Dream Donkey. They need to be on donkey, and no doubt non-shai mains would not be amused at needing to learn Shai only skills

> Speed. Dream Donkey need not be as fast as Dream Horses, but should be close enough that it remains viable and does not just rot in the stable outside of RP. If riding crops continue to not affect Dream Donkey, then base speed must be raised to compensate. Drift and instant accel would be huge, if they are difficult to transfer to donkey then perhaps a novel alternative?

Dream donkey that was as fast as a T8 would be great, with drift, sprint, insta and s-insta

I dream of the day we get a dream donkey. They asked a year or two ago for ideas on dream mounts and I think donkey should be one. PA says the community has to be vocal and united and I still have some hope left.