We are a guild

We have people in our guild

Khoral is a contraband smuggler, well known in shady circles

We get more dec's than any other Lifeskill guilds

We almost always survive going to Vell

We have guild elephants that are trained to fart the theme to Miami Vice

We were recently featured in WCW Summer Slam

We observe International Taco Tuesday unless you are in Wales, where you are allowed to have pancakes instead

We support the rights of cheese to be cheesy and cottage cheese is not real cheese or at least not trying hard enough

Our gear score requirement is TRUE

Some of us kiss our horses (okay that's a bit weird)

Our leader is StinkySlippers, first of her name, Queen of Slightly Odiferous Leisure Footware and the First Socks, Protector of the Seven Updates, Mother of Goats, Khaleesi of the Great Cheese, the Slightly Singed to a Golden Brown and the Breaker of Clams (verified or otherwise).