Family Name: Pendragast / Server: NA

2pm: I got an early call about a well being "not up to code". This little guy actually managed to file a proper complaint form TR-325 completely for once, unlike the other lazy buggers.

Upon arrival at the well site, slick stones caused me to fall in. Reminder to ticket owner for Osha violation for unsafe working environment. I must still be drunk from last night, because it felt I fell forever. Adrenaline rush cleared up my head.

What do I spy after miraculously landing unharmed in the well? Some asshole built an underground club room WITHOUT A PERMIT. While the place looks cozy, cave-ins and asphyxiations are no laughing matter. They need a civil engineer to do structural load test and air flow study before applying for a permit to build these underground structures.This cute little guy is claims it's his "playground" and told me to get lost after spraying me with his toy water pistol. The child appears unattended, child endangerment is no laughing matter. After making sure the kid is okay, I climbed back up and called CPS on the farmer. Having a rough day at work.