[Family name: Oofus, residence: Eilton 1]

"Come in! I can't claim my house is the scariest around... but you know how it is, I'm saving up for a good earring and can't spend on furniture as much as I'd like. I hope you enjoy your stay nonetheless!"

"A mirror is on your left, if you need adjustments to your own costume... and if you can see anything in it, of course, because I sure can't"

"Here's the main attraction - my bed! Just kidding, though I am curious: what would happen if an elf became a vampire? Would I become more than immortal, or would my lifespan shorten instead? I'm not that happy with the carpet knowing there's big, Keplan cocoon alternatives, but those are a pain to clean anyway. I'm talking about dust of course, what else were you thinking about?"

"Here's my real bed, and a bunch of plants already arranged for a funeral. Whose funeral, you say? Ahah, you can never be too careful, am I right? Well... Don't touch the meat on the ground, by the way, that's for my pets!"

"You can take a seat while I prepare pumpkin-based snacks, though I have to warn you: I'm not the best cook in the family. Let me check some recipes... ugh... where's my Shai daughter when I need her? I can try some... more experimental dishes if you're in an adventurous mood though!"