I F3 just to check if there's any good promotion, even though I did it 36 times already and know them by heart.

joinging black desert and be stuck in this game

Buy 97 maids, max out Crystal presets, completely max out family inventory and family weight.

Drop 30 GS every month thinking that this is the time I'll break through to 700GS. Meanwhile listen to others who have a fraction of the time spent grinding and lifeskill as myself. Get consistently lucky with enhancement to the point they think the game is easy. Only to turn around and tell me, I'm lazy, I don't grind, I'm a scrub. When I have more than 5 times their monster kill count and family fame and titles. Then I decide to full tilt and take the nuclear option and just start rage enhancing till go from 685GS down to 630GS, and have nothing left to destroy. Then go listen to the song "A Question of Heaven" by Iced Earth and the song "Bleeding Out" by Imagine Dragons. Take a 2 week break from BDO, only to comeback to repeat the process again thinking this time it will be different.

i tame horses cuz i find it relaxing :P

I hate it and still play.

I may get get emotionally attached to some of the horses I breed (less likely for tamed horses cause they aren´t "mine") and try to avoid selling them to imperial delivery.

Sometimes when I am irritated by a mob monster I have killed I will emote jump on their head or on their crotch.

Doesn't count if it's not out loud.  He is real and he is likely really mad at you by this point.  

I have tried to feed my boat a carrot to recover stamina.

Other than that, I dont know what I do that could be considered weird.. 
I don't really go for gear? I buy a lot of more cosmetic stuff and just explore, could be weird for this game.

I read quest text and lore