What would suit better to a sunny day as a shiny Amor, to make all Fellas blind and their Screens freezing?

Isnt freezing a nice thing on hot sunny Days?

May i intriduce: The shiny Knight!

But what if red is not the color of first choice? We have Pink, Purple, and even a golden Boy with a touch of geen!

The Luanwulf Helmet highlight the Danger of the Archer, while he shots pure glowing steel with the Gierach Raghon and Crossbow. 

The Boots and Gloves he stolen from Grunil, and the Chestplate Hercules dropped in escape from this evil Archer.

After taking a bath in Valencias Colors, this Archer shines bright like a holy Grail and is a win for him. All Enemys get even blind on a very far distance and signals them:

"Attention the Boss is coming."

 Alerted and beeing blind after seeing this hot and nice archer in his shiny Armor, they run into each other while trying to escape, and fall to the Ground.

One shot and bye bye my Friends,

I was just going to see if there were more posts with this humor,
but damn, I can't see anything anymore, I've been blinded.
Some people take these events so seriously that it becomes boring.
Thanks for this morning laugh.